Chris & Darren Rate Each Other

Friday, March 18, 2011

How would you rate him as a kisser on a scale of 1 - 10?
Chris: “Oh, you know, I was pleasantly surprised, I have to say. I would give him a 10, but I’d give myself a 12.”

You know, I asked that handsome gentleman right next to you, Chris…
Darren: “This good looking man? Yeah.”

I asked him, I said, “How would you rank Darren on a scale of 1 - 10 as a kisser?”
Darren: “Do I wanna know what he said?”

Yes you do, he said you’re a 10/10.
Darren: “Thanks, Chris! Thank you! Gee, shucks, golly whiz… Tell other people I’ve kissed that.”

He said he was a 12, though.
Darren: “Oh yeah, he is. He doesn’t go by numbers, he gets hieroglyphics.”

You’d give him a 12 too, you think?
Darren: “Oh yeah. It takes two to tango, darling. If I’m a 10, then he’s definitely one too.”

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